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Santa ClauseNorth Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Vicky's Office party. It was Chelsea who spiked the punch with too much Root Bear. I can't help it if I drank 5 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like flowers.
I thought it was funny when I put Adam's Shirt on my head and danced the Clypso on the Chair while singing `Regge Kumbia'. I didn't mean to break Vicky's Radio and don't know why Vicky would accuse me of Murder.
I don't remember calling Mike's wife a Hot Pig---even though she looked like one with Blue eye shadow and Red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Mary's husband's Arm, it was only because I ate too much of that Fish.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Car through my neighbor's Bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Cold Rabbit and have me arrested for Stealing!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Sexy and Round. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Happy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and Quickly yours,Kesha (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 15 bucks!
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